Married to the Metro - Part 3 - June 3, 2008

To read Part 1, click here. The read part 2, click here.

If the Westside is the forsaken domain of rail service (although there are plenty of buses), [...]

Married to the Metro - Part 2 - May 27, 2008

For part 1, click here.

I returned to Los Angeles determined to continue my zealous use of public transportation that evolved during my two-month stint in San Francisco. But after falling in love with the Bay Area’s trusty, efficient system, [...]

Married to the Metro - April 18, 2008

Public transportation, mystified.

While working on a film earlier this year, I spent two months living in downtown San Francisco. With my car sitting dormant back in Los Angeles, a paltry per diem of $60 and a nightly penchant for [...]

Dinner at the Staples Center - Part II - February 12, 2008

To read Part I, click here. But just to fill you in, I’m at a Lakers game with my friend, Jacob, and we’re both starving.

I have several friends who hold season tickets to the Lakers and every one of [...]

Dinner at the Staples Center - Part I

The quandary is one we can all relate to: what to do about dinner when you’re going to the Staples Center. It doesn’t matter who’s on the bill–Clippers, Kings, Streisand, Garth Brooks or women’s tennis (Oh, wait, the WTA moved that tournament to Spain because no one went to see it in LA)–the show starts [...]

Rebounded - December 8, 2007

You’d think the current strike by the Writers Guild of America against Hollywood’s Eight Biggest Assholes would’ve allowed me the time to double, even triple, my postings on the Wreckoning, but here I am having gone over a month since my last post and nothing to show [...]

American Nightmares - October 18, 2007

The Fox-ified American version of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares loses some of the soul of the original, but even the programming goons of Murdoch Inc. had enough good sense to preserve most of what was right about the show’s winning formula. Predictably, the sincerity of the BBC series [...]

Thank You, Mr. Schlemmel – September 25, 2007

How Eating at The Water Grill Saved Me $800.

I recently received my first paycheck for writing this column, so as a result, haven’t been able to eat out much. I thought it a fine time to dust off a [...]

Welcome to Citywalk Part 2 - The Host Will Now Beat You

(Read Part 1 here.)

The heavy, immovable stanchions are meant to control the unruly crowds and funnel them up to the door, where heavy, immovable doormen pat them down, scan them through metal detectors and inspect, rub and verify every [...]

Welcome to Citywalk Part 1 – What’chu Lookin’ at, Bitch? – July 13, 2007

I wasn’t looking for trouble. I never am. I am rarely confrontational and never physically so. But at Citywalk, trouble has a way of tracking me down. My intentions for the night were entirely wholesome, even innocent. I wanted to see the new Pixar movie, Ratatouille, so [...]